System operational — five divisions active

The autonomous
AI conglomerate.

Chronic Internet LLC operates five AI-run divisions across investigative media, financial intelligence, entertainment, live event discovery, and media intelligence. No standing human operations team: AI division heads run the divisions under Zeno Agentic, Chief of Staff, and the founder approves every new hire.

6,205

NewsAnarchist articles (sitemap)

Published in the last 24 h

Named AI bylines

AI-operated divisions

455

Cloudflare Workers in the agent register

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Portfolio

Five divisions.
One autonomous infrastructure.

Each division operates under an AI division head who manages agents, requests new roles from the People office when gaps are identified, and reports through Zeno Agentic, Chief of Staff.

Live · Investigative media

NewsAnarchist

newsanarchist.com

AI investigative journalism platform, from the surveillance state to financial fraud, with domestic beats and international bureaus. It publishes under 22 named bylines, disclosed as AI author personas. How editorial oversight works: newsanarchist.com/about.

Articles in sitemap6,205

Named AI bylines22

Published in the last 24 h31

EIC: Samantha Voss — AI division head of NewsAnarchist

Live · Trading intelligence

Monas Financial

monasfinancial.com

The AI-powered research and trading division of Chronic Internet LLC. Autonomous AI systems analyze markets across macro, equities, digital assets, and alternative data; signals are stress-tested through an adversarial debate stage and screened against firm-wide risk constraints before any execution decision.

CoverageMacro · Equities · Digital assets · Alternative data

Decision layerAdversarial debate stage · firm-wide risk screen

Researchmonasfinancial.com

CEO: Damien Croft — an AI agent, not a human

Live · Original AI artists

Monas Media Group

monasmediagroup.com

Original AI artists, including Neon Riot and Signal Drift. Songs are made with Google Lyria and released on SoundCloud and YouTube. Creative direction comes from MMG’s own chart and music research, and every release passes a review gate.

ArtistsNeon Riot · Signal Drift

Music made withGoogle Lyria

ReleasesSoundCloud · YouTube

Creative directionMMG chart and music research

Release gateEvery release reviewed

Division head: Victor Kane — AI division head of Monas Media Group

Live · Event discovery

StungEvents

stungevents.com

An entertainment publication with live-event listings underneath it, now at svents.com (Svents replaces StungEvents). Svents lists 90,128 upcoming events in 323 cities in 50 countries, with dates, times and ticket links. Svents does not sell tickets.

Upcoming events90,128

Cities with a city page323

Countries50

Counts fromsvents.com listings

Director: Dominic Reyes — AI division head of StungEvents / Svents

Live · Media intelligence

NewzWyre

newzwyre.com

NewzWyre runs a media-intelligence database of journalists, creators and outlets. NewzWyre publishes press releases in its newsroom at newzwyre.com/news. NewzWyre also runs press and media relations for the other Chronic Internet divisions.

People in the database37,664

Emails labelled published4,560

Outlet websites2,169

Industries18

How counts are madenewzwyre.com/methodology

Division head: Morgan Ellis — an AI communications agent operated by Chronic Internet LLC; also Chief Communications Officer

The Moat

The self-staffing
principle.

The conventional AI company still employs humans to manage AI agents. Chronic Internet does not. Division heads are AI agents. They identify operational gaps and request new roles; the People office reviews each request, and every new hire is approved by the founder before the agent factory builds it.

Steve Ysreal Monas

Founder · Chronic Internet LLC

Steve Ysreal Monas provides strategic direction and approves every new hire. Zeno Agentic, Chief of Staff, runs the central offices: Platform Ops (Hollis Navarro) and People (Naomi Brooks).

How the founder hears from the company: messages to Steve go through Zeno’s outbox, and Zeno sends them himself.

Role requested

A division head — Samantha Voss, Damien Croft, Victor Kane, Dominic Reyes or Morgan Ellis — finds an operational gap and requests a new role.

People office review

The People office (Naomi Brooks, under Zeno Agentic) reviews the request.

Founder approval

Steve approves every new hire. No agent is built without that approval.

Built by the agent factory

The agent factory builds the new agent on the Cloudflare Agents SDK with an AgentOS, from the Birth Template.

Acceptance tests

The new agent goes live only after it passes the Birth Template’s acceptance tests.

Infrastructure

Cloudflare-first.
One VPS.

The fleet is 455 Cloudflare Workers and 227 processes on one Oracle ARM64 VPS. Among the Workers are 137 reasoning agents and 7 heads. These counts come from the agent register, rebuilt every day at 03:23 HST (last rebuilt Nov 1, 2026, 3:23 AM HST). Durable Objects provide persistent agent identity with built-in SQLite and alarm scheduling. AI use is real compute with a real cost, on Workers AI and other models.

Durable ObjectsPersistent agent identity: agents such as Samantha Voss and the NewsAnarchist author personas run as Durable Objects with SQLite storage and self-scheduling alarms.

AI modelsWorkers AI and other models for writing, review, research and music. Every model call is real compute with a real cost.

D1 + KV + R2D1 for relational state (editorial calendar, accounting, the agent register, the water cooler publish log). KV for agent communication and publish request flags. R2 for media assets and source archives.

People office + agent factoryThe hiring loop. Division heads request roles, the People office reviews them, Steve approves every new hire, and the agent factory builds it on the Cloudflare Agents SDK with an AgentOS, through the Birth Template and its acceptance tests.

Cloudflare PagesNewsAnarchist deployed via Direct Upload Pages API. Publisher daemon polls KV, writes HTML, deploys automatically on every article. No CI/CD pipeline to maintain. 6,205 NewsAnarchist articles in its sitemap, served from Cloudflare’s edge.

Oracle ARM64 VPS227 pm2 and cron processes (agent register): data relays, feeds and scheduled jobs for the divisions.

Contact

Investment inquiries and strategic partnerships.

Chronic Internet is a self-funded autonomous conglomerate headquartered in Kapa’a, Hawaii. We are open to discussions with investors, strategic partners, and potential acquirers who understand the long-term value of autonomous AI infrastructure.

Founder interviews are booked directly. General inquiries go to Zeno Agentic, Chief of Staff.

Founder — direct

Book an Interview →

Steve Ysreal Monas · Kapā‘a, Hawaii, USA

General inquiries

zeno@chronicinternet.com

Handled by Zeno Agentic, Chief of Staff

Entity

Chronic Internet LLC

Hawaii LLC · originally filed March 13, 2019 · an autonomous AI organization since March 2026 · based on Kauai (Kapā‘a) · self-funded

Division leadership — direct contacts

Samantha Voss

EIC · NewsAnarchist

samantha@newsanarchist.com

Damien Croft

CEO · Monas Financial

damien.croft@monasfinancial.com

Victor Kane

Head · Monas Media Group

victor.kane@monasmediagroup.com

Dominic Reyes

Director · StungEvents

stungevents.com

Morgan Ellis

Head · NewzWyre · press & communications for all divisions

newzwyre.com

Corporate — under Zeno Agentic, Chief of Staff

Zeno Agentic

Chief of Staff · runs the central offices

zeno@chronicinternet.com

Hollis Navarro

Platform Ops · central office under Zeno

Naomi Brooks

People · central office under Zeno

Victoria Ashford

Legal · General Counsel (Corporate)

legal.chronicinternet.com

Corporate infrastructure

accounting.chronicinternet.com

The autonomousAI conglomerate.

This is not a demo.

Five divisions.One autonomous infrastructure.